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          Benjamin "Benjie"Santos VIII(Vice Ganda) comes from a long line of warriors and soldiers. His grandfather, Benjamin Santos VI(Eddie Garcia) expects him to be in the army and to be like his ancestors who fought every battle in the country.He lives with his parents and two sisters named Jesamine (Angelie Urquico) and Angiemin (Abby Bautista). His father Benjamin VII, gave up being a military soldier to be to what he wants to be, being a scientist and an inventor. As a result, Benjamin's grandfather did not agree with his decision, so they were forced to leave his grandfather's house and to never come back. They now live in an antique house, where they started a new life. His father, as expected, followed what makes him happy. He invented gadgets and unique deadly weapons. Some examples are the Fart-gun, or the Utot-gun in Tagalog, a fan that shoots bullets and a tiara that can kill thousands of people. They went to Benjamin Santos VI/Benjie grandfather's 75th birthday where his grandfather finds out he was actually gay. They were asked to leave and to never show their faces again for they are a disgrace to the Santos family.When a civil war in the Philippines breaks out, He is forced to enlist in place of his ailing father, who was said to have high blood pressure and diabetes. With the help of his friends and deadly weapons invented by his father. A long time training, their group was being dissolved for being not good in trainings. The group trained in the night, resulting a very good training on morning. A group of squadron of enemies of the group, making Bejamin drunk and thought to have a sex video. And the Highest-General called Benjamin for the video, and making him to leave the army. When Benjamin was going to leave, his friends joined him, and saying,"Hindi kami masaya kung wala ka!(We are not happy without you!)". Then they left the army, and on a forest adventure, they hear some trucks or cars moving. They woke up, and followed the cars, resulting to see the Enemy base in an accident. They go back to the army, and tell the highest-general about what they saw but he wouldn't believe them, saying the real enemy base was in Tanay, based on the army's gathered information. So they then prepared to attack the Tanay. While the army searches for enemy forces in the Tanay base, they were ambushed by hundreds of terrorists. Meanwhile at the group's situation, they saw the terrorist's trucks with the captured forces. They then make plans to rescue their allies. They all dressed up as girls to trick the enemy guards to let them in. They entered the base, killing many people with the Tiara, Fan, and Fart-gun Benjamin Santos VII/Benjie's Father invented. As they entered the base, they split up in ways. When one of the terrorists spotted what he thought was Benjie hiding in a metal barrel, he then tells the Abe Sayyep (named after the Abu Sayyaf), the squadron commander, about what he saw. Abu Sayep pulls out the wig Benjie put in the barrel only to find out it was some sort of trickery. As soon as Benjie found his grandfather, and the other Generals, he untied them. Benjie's grandfather thanks him and asks for forgiveness for treating him so badly. As soon Benjie met again the group, and they were so happy. Squadron commander appears, and he targets the Grandfather of Benjie, but Benjie sacrificed his life for his grandfather.

He sees himself in heaven, and sees his great grandfathers who tell him that he did very well and it is not yet the time for him to die. He soon revives, and is so happy. The story ends as they were having a party celebrating their victory.